everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold

Everything the light touches is our Kingdom.

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laryssaexplainsitall:

submergedincontradictions:

samberrilicious:

tyleroakley:

“yeah, cuz like we didn’t have any money and we needed money” - said the two cunts each sipping a $6.00 starbucks frappucino

Holy fuck, how can you be so stupid?

Who are these people and how did they grow up to be so terrible? Maybe if their parents enrolled them in Girl Scouts they’d have some self-respect. Try getting a job now - I hope this video haunts them.

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submergedincontradictions:

transmutes:

while i was camping i periodically became terrified/convinced that the x-files theme would start playing and then a radioactive alien mr. burns would come out of the woods and sing good morning starshine to me 

truth

or fucking flukeman would emerge from the outhouse:

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grimapparitions:

The Rains of Castamere by The National

On repeat forever

fucking losing it. halp.

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lesliecrusher:

omg gaius “”“working”“” on a “”“cylon detector”“” though

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lesliecrusher:

omg gaius “”“working”“” on a “”“cylon detector”“” though

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fishingboatproceeds:

This represents a significant innovation in the people/rain/drizzle/hurricane field, and—as always—the hardworking Valerie2776 at peopleraindrizzlehurricane is there to document it.

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adeles-evil-exes:

Oh god, I just laughed so hard that my ribs hurt… wut is this? WUT IS THIS

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Yeah motherfuckers,you move.

Yeah motherfuckers,you move.

What a beautiful mess this is: Workin on my fitness

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submergedincontradictions:

So I’ve never really ~~run before in my life. By the time I was old enough that running was considered a form of exercise, my chest had already come in and there was no way I was going running with those bad boys bouncing up ready to give me a black eye. Even later once I bought myself a good…

This is the absolute best reason to run - the feeling of “fuck yeah I did that” at the end. Amazing.